What You Get From "Seducing the Gardener"

So what do you get out of buying my latest bonkbuster erotica short story? Well, hopefully, the best gardener sex you've read since "Lady Chatterley's Lover", free of the tedious class-consciousness, with a female lead who's more values-driven and believes in herself, and a gardener who's a better person and more honourable man than Mellors ever could have been.

D.H. Lawrence has a lot to answer for with that book, and none of it good, in my view. While I can't guarantee the kind of literary quality one might expect from a piece of classic literature like that, I can at least reassure you that my book will be more fun, take less time to read, and contain a hot sex scene where Eddie Dalton, my male lead, gets to show off his strength in front of Daphne, the female lead.

What else? Well, I can do it all at a cheaper price and in less words also. If that doesn't sound like a deal, I don't know what does. So go for it - and I hope you have a great time reading it!