Art is Life

Ah, yes - Pablo Picasso, the most famous of painters. He had many lovers. Unfortunately, he was apparently not all that great in bed and was a sexist, misogynistic dinosaur, who believed women were either goddesses or doormats. Madonna-whore complex, anyone?

That's a pity, because when you think about it, if you are artistic and creative, what could be more thrilling than to create a female orgasm in every woman you meet? How fun it is to think of new and wild ways to get her off, or astonishing new sex positions, or some new manner of achieving ecstasy for the romantically-minded among us?

Let's consider the myriad opportunities! There are clitoral orgasms, G-spot, A-spot, blended, squirting, hands-free, breast, think-offs, tantric massage, hypnosis orgasms - the list is endless. How creative it would be for a lover to know all these ways to give women pleasure?

Pablo, Pablo! Why didn't you know these things? You could have been a giant among women! Why be a giant among men, when they don't give you any sex? If sex is what you wanted from women, that's no problem - you only had to ask. Why didn't you spend your genius on us? What music we could have made!

As it is, you treated women like junk, so now we treat your reputation among us in much the same way. Touche, huh?

I believe that art is life, since creativity is that which brings things into being that didn't exist before. When people have sex, babies get made. Coincidence? I think not. If we're going to bring life into the world, let's be as creative as possible in bed while doing so. Conversely, if we're going to bring creativity into the world, we have to live a little.

In "Seducing the Art Student", my female character, a stressed and harassed account with the no-nonsense name of "Bridget Cashman", learns to live a little when she gets sexy with a creative. It's my wish that everyone gets a chance to do that at least once in their life. Have a great day!